[NFBWATLK] United Airlines Slogans

Mary ellen gabias at telus.net
Sun Apr 16 21:55:19 UTC 2017

Any blind person who remembers the cane wars of 1978 to 1981 and the exit row battles for the remainder of the decade will appreciate these new United slogans.  

Remember that several people were physically dragged off United Airlines flights for the heinous crime of wanting to store our canes near us.  I'm glad airline bullying is finally becoming an issue for the rest of the public.  How many of you have recently been told, as I was, that we should sit in our seats in the event of an emergency until everyone else has left the plane?

Enjoy these slogans.  Remember, the NFB never loses because a fight isn't over until we've won.  

New slogans for United Airlines

					We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class.

					Our prices can’t be beaten,but our passengers can.

					We put the hospital in hospitality.

					We beat our passengers, not the competition.

					We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.

					Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.

					Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.

					And you thought legroom was an issue.

					.If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.

					We treat you like we treat your luggage.

					Fight or flight.

					You may have patients, but we don’t have patience.

					We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.

					Now serving free punch.

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