[nfbwatlk] FW: Fwd: Fw: Easter tragedy averted

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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Easter tragedy averted
Date: Sat Mar 22 15:42:09 EDT 2008
From: Wmbyeager at aol.com
To: djocampbell at gmail.com;amcanfield at comcast.net;emmorette at msn.com;georges649 at msn.com;
 
 
From: w-cain at wavecable.com
To: w-cain at wavecable.com
Sent: 3/21/2008 7:54:55 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time
Subj: Fw: Easter tragedy averted
 
This has been around for a long while but its the only one I could find this morning that has an "Easter" theme -
 
 
A man was driving along a highway & saw a rabbit jump out across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit was directly in front of his car.
The driver was a sensitive man a& an animal lover. He pulled over & rushed to the bunnys body. 
Much to his dismay, the rabbit was the
Easter Bunny
, & it was DEAD .
The driver felt so bad that he began to cry.  A beautiful blonde woman driving by saw  the man crying on the side of the road & pulled over. She stepped out of her car & asked the him what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explained, "I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny
with my car & KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."  She ran to her car & pulled out a spray can. She  walked over to the limp, dead 
Easter Bunny
, bent down, & sprayed the contents on the bunny.
The 
Easter Bunny
  jumped up, waved its paw at the two of them and hopped off down the road. Ten feet away the bunny stopped, turned around & waved again. It continued to wave again & again
until he hopped out of sight.
The man was astonished. He ran  to the woman & asked, "What is in that can?  What did you spray on the
Easter Bunny
?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said..  (Are you ready for this?)
   (Are you sure?)
     (You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says...........................
"Hair Spray:
Restores life to dead hair,
& adds permanent wave."
 
Happy Easter!!!  
 
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