[nfbwatlk] fair is fair

[Carl Jarvis]

Now here's what I call "Leveling the Playing Field".  
Carl Jarvis
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the
opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with
a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Paulson,
gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Hendren, gave me
$10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He
handed it to Paulson. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and
we're going to decide this case solely on its merits!"

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Now here's what I call "Leveling the Playing Field". 
Carl Jarvis
****************
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the
opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with
a bribe."
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Paulson,
gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Hendren, gave me
$10,000."
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He
handed it to Paulson. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and
we're going to decide this case solely on its merits!"