[nfbwatlk] I thought this was cute

[Alco Canfield]

That is funny!

Alco
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> It seems I have been out voted two to one on the joke.  Maybe that makes 
> me a grumpy overly "PC" flaming liberal old biddy, or maybe I am still 
> right.  One persons humor is anothers embarrasment.
> KB
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> To: nfbwatlk at nfbnet.org
> Sent: Wed, 2 May 2007 4:57 AM
> Subject: Re: [nfbwatlk] I thought this was cute
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> That's funny.
>
> Kaye
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> From: "Robert Sellers" <robertsellers500 at comcast.net>
> To: "'NFB of Washington Talk Mailing List'" <nfbwatlk at nfbnet.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 10:50 PM
> Subject: [nfbwatlk] I thought this was cute
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>>
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>> Polish Divorce
>>
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>>
>> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
>> English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
>> rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce
>> for him.
>>
>> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
>> and asked him the following questions:
>>
>> "Have you any grounds?"
>>
>>
>> "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
>>
>>
>> "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
>>
>>
>> "It made of concrete."
>>
>> "I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
>>
>> "No, we have carport, and not need one."
>>
>> "I mean. What are your relations like?"
>>
>> "All my relations still in Poland."
>>
>> "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
>>
>> "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
>>
>> "Does your wife beat you up?"
>>
>> "No, I always up before her."
>>
>> "Is your wife a nagger?"
>>
>> "No, she white."
>>
>> "Why do you want this divorce?"
>>
>> "She going to kill me."
>>
>> "What makes you think that?
>>
>> I got proof."
>>
>> "What kind of proof?"
>>
>> "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf 
>> in
>> bathroom.
>>
>> I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover.""
>>
>>
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