[nfbwatlk] I thought this was cute

[Jim Portillo]

That's great, Bob!  I needed a laugh tonight.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Robert Sellers" <robertsellers500 at comcast.net>
To: "'NFB of Washington Talk Mailing List'" <nfbwatlk at nfbnet.org>
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 11:50 PM
Subject: [nfbwatlk] I thought this was cute


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>
> Polish Divorce
>
>
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> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
> English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
> rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce
> for him.
>
> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
> and asked him the following questions:
>
> "Have you any grounds?"
>
>
> "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
>
>
> "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
>
>
> "It made of concrete."
>
> "I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
>
> "No, we have carport, and not need one."
>
> "I mean. What are your relations like?"
>
> "All my relations still in Poland."
>
> "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
>
> "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
>
> "Does your wife beat you up?"
>
> "No, I always up before her."
>
> "Is your wife a nagger?"
>
> "No, she white."
>
> "Why do you want this divorce?"
>
> "She going to kill me."
>
> "What makes you think that?
>
> I got proof."
>
> "What kind of proof?"
>
> "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
> bathroom.
>
> I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover.""
>
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