[gui-talk] Fwd: Two exciting new options to extend accessibility to everyone

[David Andrews]

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> >>> Serotek Announcements <announce-owner at serotek.com> 11/1/2007 
> 2:19:37 PM >>>
>Serotek Corporation, the Accessibility Anywhere people, is proud to
>announce two exciting new options to extend accessibility to everyone.
>Serotek now makes its complete product offering available to people on a
>budget with two Software As a Service (SAS) options. For those who feel
>uncomfortable making any commitment, the entire Serotek offering
>including System Access Mobile with NeoSpeech and the System Access
>Mobile Network is available for the low, low price of $39.95 a month
>with no obligation. You can discontinue usage at any time and owe no
>cancellation fee. For those willing to commit to a forty-eight month
>relationship the price is just $24.95 per month. After forty-eight
>months you will have a paid up license to System Access Mobile with
>NeoSpeech. On-going use of the System Access Mobile Network (SAM Net)
>and continuing software updates will cost just $129 a year, guaranteed
>beginning in year 5 and beyond.
>
>If you or someone you know has been caught in the dilemma of not being
>able to afford the accessibility tools you need and want because
>government agencies will only fund screen readers that are too complex
>and require too large an investment of your time to achieve minimal
>proficiency, this offer is for you. System Access Mobile is more than a
>screen reader, providing all the standard accessibility functions
>including access to the major Microsoft Office productivity tools
>including Word, PowerPoint, Excel, Outlook and Outlook Express, and many
>other popular applications like Adobe Reader, Internet Explorer, Skype,
>Windows Media Player and much, much more. And, with System Access Mobile
>you get NeoSpeech, delivering natural sounding voices. In addition,
>System Access Mobile, in conjunction with the System Access Mobile
>Network delivers connectibility as you've never experienced it before.
>Access your home computer from work or on the road; exchange files;
>interact on-screen with friends and colleagues. System Access Mobile
>takes social networking to a whole new level.
>
>Best of all, System Access Mobile is easy to use. In minutes you'll be
>up and running, browsing the Internet, sending and receiving e-mail, and
>accessing your favorite productivity tools. Additional training is
>available for those who want to really put the software through its paces.
>
>You also get full access to the System Access Mobile Network (SAM Net),
>the world's most complete compilation of accessible sites for news,
>entertainment, shopping, information, and social networking. With SAM
>Net you can launch your own Web site, create and participate in blogs,
>customize your news and entertainment. SAM Net puts you right in the
>center of the digital lifestyle, helping you enjoy the independence and
>productivity you crave. On SAM Net you'll find a community of
>like-minded individuals who are taking control of their lives.
>
>So if you've been hesitating because of the cost, now is the time to
>act. You can enjoy the digital lifestyle for less than a dollar a day
>($.82/day actually). You'll save that and more just by using an Internet
>telephone service like Skype, which is fully accessible to Serotek SAS
>subscribers. Why not give yourself (or someone you know) the digital
>lifestyle for the holidays. It will be the most liberating gift you've
>ever received.

David Andrews and white cane Harry.