[Faith-talk] Noah 2006.

[Judy Jones]

No problem.

Judy

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> this was funny.  I  am still laughing.  thanks for passing it along.
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> From: "Judy Jones" <judy.t.jones at earthlink.net>
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>
>> Amen to that one!
>>
>> Judy
>>
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>>> Poor Knoah, it was good that he built the ark when did.  No legalities.
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>>> ----- Original Message ----- 
>>> From: "Judy Jones" <judy.t.jones at earthlink.net>
>>> To: "Faith-talk,for the discussion of faith and religion"
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>>> Sent: Monday, August 28, 2006 11:43 PM
>>> Subject: [Faith-talk] Noah 2006.
>>>
>>>
>>> Greetings,
>>>
>>> I felt it might be appropriate to post a little humor here, as well.
>>> Enjoy.
>>>
>>> Judy
>>>
>>> -----------------
>>> Noah in 2006
>>>
>>> In the year 2006 , the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the
>>> United
>>> States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
>>> over-populated,
>>> and I see the end of all flesh before me.
>>>
>>> Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good
>>> humans."
>>>
>>> He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark
>>> before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
>>>
>>> Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his 
>>> yard -
>>> but no Ark.
>>>
>>> "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
>>>
>>> "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a
>>> building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for
>>> a
>>> sprinkler
>>> system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning
>>> laws
>>> by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We
>>> had
>>> to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
>>>
>>> Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the
>>> future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to
>>> clear
>>> the
>>> passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be
>>> coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
>>>
>>> Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local
>>> trees
>>> in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the
>>> environmentalists
>>> that
>>> I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
>>>
>>> When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
>>>
>>> They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They
>>> argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and
>>> inhumane
>>> to
>>> put so many animals in a confined space.
>>>
>>> Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted
>>> an
>>> environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
>>> I 'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights 
>>> Commission
>>> on
>>> how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
>>>
>>> Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most
>>> of
>>> the people who want to work.
>>>
>>> The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire
>>> only
>>> Union workers with Ark-building experience.
>>>
>>> To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying
>>> to
>>> leave the country illegally with endangered species.
>>>
>>> So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to
>>> finish
>>> this Ark."
>>>
>>> Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
>>> stretched
>>> across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not
>>> going
>>> to destroy the world?"
>>>
>>> "No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
>>>
>>>
>>>
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