[Faith-talk] Noah 2006.

[Judy Jones]

I'm glad you loved it, and God bless.

Judy

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> That was *most* amusing.  Thanks for sharing.
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> Poor Knoah, it was good that he built the ark when did.  No legalities.
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> From: "Judy Jones" <judy.t.jones at earthlink.net>
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> Greetings,
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> I felt it might be appropriate to post a little humor here, as well. 
> Enjoy.
>
> Judy
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> -----------------
> Noah in 2006
>
> In the year 2006 , the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the 
> United
>
> States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
> over-populated,
> and I see the end of all flesh before me.
>
> Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good
> humans."
>
> He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark
> before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
>
> Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard -
> but no Ark.
>
> "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
>
> "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a
> building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a
> sprinkler
> system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws
> by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We 
> had
> to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
>
> Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the
> future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to 
> clear
>
> the
> passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be
> coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
>
> Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees
> in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the 
> environmentalists
> that
> I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
>
> When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
>
> They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They
> argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and 
> inhumane
> to
> put so many animals in a confined space.
>
> Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an
> environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
> I 'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission 
> on
>
> how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
>
> Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most 
> of
> the people who want to work.
>
> The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only
> Union workers with Ark-building experience.
>
> To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying 
> to
> leave the country illegally with endangered species.
>
> So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish
> this Ark."
>
> Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow 
> stretched
> across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not
> going
> to destroy the world?"
>
> "No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
>
>
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