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David Andrews dandrews at visi.com
Mon Sep 18 23:03:43 CDT 2006


You should have seen it before we simplified it.

David Andrews, List Owner
At 04:31 PM 9/18/2006, you wrote:
>If I was considering unsubscribing,  the process of doing so will make me 
>change my mind at once and just stay subscribed!
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>This is so very funny.
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>From: "Dan Matzkin" <dmatzkin at wesleyan.edu>
>To: "NFBnet Blind Law Mailing List" <blindlaw at nfbnet.org>
>Sent: Monday, September 18, 2006 4:10 PM
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>>> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 18:44:10 +0000, braem at comcast.net wrote:
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>>>>Please unsubscribe me immediately.  I couldn't find a link to do this.
>>>> Thanks.
>>>
>>>>--
>>>>Michael Braem
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>>>>-------------- Forwarded Message: --------------
>>>>From: "Elizabeth Akinola" <elizabetha at ecnv.org>
>>>>To: "NFBnet Blind Law Mailing List" <blindlaw at nfbnet.org>
>>>>Subject: Re: [blindlaw] Please Assist ASAP
>>>>Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 18:43:14 +0000
>>>>> As Craig pointed, this issue cannot be covered under Title I of the ADA
>>>>> since the question is about clients not employees.  If it falls
>>>>> anywhere,
>>>>> it'd be under Title III--public accommodations.
>>>>>
>>>>> Like hospitals and shopping centers, a lawyer's office offers services
>>>>> to
>>>>> the general public, and is therefore  a place of public accommodation.
>>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>>> From: "Mazen Basrawi" <mbasrawi at exchange.dralegal.org>
>>>>> To: "NFBnet Blind Law Mailing List" <blindlaw at nfbnet.org>
>>>>> Sent: Monday, September 18, 2006 12:12 PM
>>>>> Subject: Re: [blindlaw] Please Assist ASAP
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> > Actually, this issue is covered under Title I of the ADA covering
>>>>> > employment, not Title III which covers public accommodations.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > M~
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Mazen M. Basrawi
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>>>>> > -----Original Message-----
>>>>> > From: braem at comcast.net [mailto:braem at comcast.net]
>>>>> > Sent: Saturday, September 16, 2006 5:12 PM
>>>>> > To: NFBnet Blind Law Mailing List
>>>>> > Subject: Re: [blindlaw] Please Assist ASAP
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> > All I'm trying to find are cases - federal or state - to use as
>>>>> examples
>>>>> > about whether a complaint has ever been filed against a law firm by a
>>>>> > blind client.  One hypo could be this:  blind client needs a contract
>>>>> > drafted.  Law firm does  not have any reader equipment or way to
>>>>> convert
>>>>> > the docs to braille, nor does it feel the need to accommodate the
>>>>> client
>>>>> > by providing a an actual reader, etc. etc.  I know that a law firm or
>>>>> > office is considered a "public accommodation" under the ADA, so I
>>>>> would
>>>>> > think the attorney/law firm would have to accommodate the client in
>>>>> one
>>>>> > way or another.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > That's all I'm looking for, don't know how I can make it simpler than
>>>>> > that.  I suppose the applicable law should be the ADA.  And I'm
>>>>> simply
>>>>> > trying to gather information for an article I'm drafting for a local
>>>>> bar
>>>>> > association (I am a licensed and practicing attorney).
>>>>> >
>>>>> > If you have any cases, settlement agreements, or law articles
>>>>> revolving
>>>>> > around this subject matter, please let me know at braem at comcast.net.
>>>>> > Thanks.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Michael
>>>>> >
>>>>> > -------------- Original message --------------
>>>>> > From: "Dennis Clark" <dennisgclark at sbcglobal.net>
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> Hello,
>>>>> >> I am still trying to understand the issue at hand. Specifically what
>>>>> >> accommodation is needed and not provided? Secondly, what statute do
>>>>> we
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> think imposed a duty on the law firm to provide the particular
>>>>> > accommodation
>>>>> >> requested? I am not saying there isn't such a statute, I simply need
>>>>> > to
>>>>> >> know if it is the ADA or some other state statute. Also, it would be
>>>>> >> helpful if posters would sign their emails. I think that 2 earlier
>>>>> > posts on
>>>>> >> this topic were from the same person, but from two different email
>>>>> >> addresses. With respect to the first post on the topic, is this an
>>>>> > attorney
>>>>> >> requesting assistance from other attorneys, or is it a non attorney
>>>>> > trying
>>>>> >> to obtain legal guidance? Either is fine, but it helps to understand
>>>>> > the
>>>>> >> poster's position in order to properly address the question.
>>>>> >> Regards,
>>>>> >> Dennis
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> ----- Original Message -----
>>>>> >> From: "Locke Milholland"
>>>>> >> To: "NFBnet Blind Law Mailing List"
>>>>> >> Sent: Saturday, September 16, 2006 1:29 PM
>>>>> >> Subject: Re: [blindlaw] Please Assist ASAP
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> >I would look for an ethics opinion under the rule providing that
>>>>> >> >attorneys
>>>>> >> > maintain communications with clients.Outside the professional
>>>>> > setting, the
>>>>> >> > legal theory would fall under the same legal actions such as the
>>>>> > claim
>>>>> >> > against Target for failing to provide accessible website
>>>>> > information.
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >> Can you tell us more about the accommodations that were needed?
>>>>> >> >> Also,
>>>>> >> >> what
>>>>> >> >> is the legal theory that would give the law firm this duty?
>>>>> >> >> Thanks,
>>>>> >> >>>(Original question). I'm looking for any cases/news articles in
>>>>> >> >>>which an
>>>>> >> >>>attorney or law
>>>>> >> >>>firm was sued by a client or potential client who was blind,
>>>>> > because the
>>>>> >> >>>firm failed to accommodate the client. Please let me know of
>>>>> > anything by
>>>>> >> >>>e-mailing me at...
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> > Michael
>>>>> >> >
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