
Lettuce to the Editor

Dear Deranged Editor:

I'm afraid I will be unable to read your fine publication for a
while.  I am going on a long trip to Haiti.  You may wonder why I'm
going there on such short notice.

I'm off to the abode of my parental units.  My dad's IDE controller
bought the farm, and I heard them performing voodoo rights over the
embalmed carcass of the tower case.

I need to go over there and fix it before they try stuffing chicken
feathers into the floppy drives or pouring goats' blood into the
power supply.  God only knows what they would do if it had been a
boot sector virus instead!  Still, if they bury it before I get
there, I'm afraid it might be beyond repair even if the coffin is
air-tight. 

Wish me luck!

Sincerely,
A Faithful Reader
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Dear Faithful Reader,

It sounds like your parental units should get a hobby, like consuming
mass quantities of fried chicken embryos.

A Deranged Editor
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